thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

Title: Come On Eileen
Artist: Dexys Midnight Runners
Album: Too-Rye-Ay
384 plays

bluegrasssish:

88/365: Come On Eileen -Dexys Midnight Runners

the ultimate jam

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

operationkino:

#IMPROPER USE OF GRAMMAR #PASS REVOKED!

 #HOW CAN YOU BE EXPECTED TO KILL GERMANS WHEN YOU CAN’T EVEN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR AND YOU’RE

#LIEUTENANT NIXON THINKS HE’S USING PROPER GRAMMAR  #THAT IS INCORRECT LIEUTENANT. YOUR WEEKEND PASS IS CANCELED. #THIS IS THE CORRECT WAY TO USE THESE WORDS. AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE INCORRECT GRAMMAR IN MY UNIT

 #LIVING IN AMERICA IS ONE THING BUT YOU’VE GOT A LOONG WAY TO PROVE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW ENGLISH

 #HI HO APOSTROPHE

#WHAT IS THE GODDAMN HOLD UP MR. SOBEL? #A… A MISSING APOSTROPHE SIR

lord-kitschener:

"Let he who is without a problematic fave cast the first stone."

proctalgia:

im really clueless so please spell out very obviously exactly how you feel in full detail or i will constantly be worrying about how much you hate me

allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

Naya went incognito in a wide brimmed black sun hat as she arrived at Staples Center for Justin Timberlake’s 20/20 Experience Tour. - 8/12 [HQs]

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